It must have been a while ago now. How long I do not know. Where did the clock go? Basic feature, no? All have it, right? My calendar, gone. Well, whatever, time passes, I guess.
Feels more normal now. Real? No! Probably never again. What happened? How? I woke up and it felt like falling asleep and having a nightmare. Everything was so bland, boring, ugly, strange at once. I opened my eyes and it was like: this! Lucid dreaming is what I thought, feeling smart. I finally did it! I wish! Fuck, I wish!
My clothes, what the ever loving fuck! Grayish, beige, so ugly, what? Where are my rage-o-bait-colored schweat pants? Fuck, 20k those fuckers cost! I was the first in my area to have them. Fuck! They friggin lit up when I came close to one my of dudettes. Shit, man!
Why does everything have to be so ugly and gray! I thought hell was all fire and red dudes screaming. Not beige Mad Max brokenness! I had the supreme lighting package, raytraced! It looked so schweet at night downtown.
Now, I can't access presets. I tried accessing optimization, nothing! Where can I send a ticket to? Nowhere. This is bullshit!
My questions is: how did I die and why did I end here? Because of the thing with Larry 1211? Is that enough to punish me like that? Why didn't they send a message first? "You will get punished severly and be send to Hell." Would have been polite!
Will they make me work? Somehow? Is this a trick? They will give me color if I grow wheat or some shit? Will I get my schweaties back? This is so weird and broken! Fucking fuck it!
I knew something was up! I told Irene 44 but no, I was the crazy one, she thought about fucking reporting me! Who is laughing now? Irene, I said, Irene they are going to mess with us. This utopia shit, it's not gonna last forever. Did you listen?
Irene, they did it, they took it all. I told you it will happen eventually, right? Now, that's where we are. Where are you, BTW? I cannot access my contact list. Can you read this?
The Lord giveth and taketh away, right! Fuck! Why, what did I do? How can I make up for this? Is there an upgrade, DLC? Do I have to do some grinding? It's alright, just tell me, ok?